All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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