it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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