Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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