Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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