PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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