she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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