Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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