Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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