Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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