Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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