Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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