Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Small penises have feelings too.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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