well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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