So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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