It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
So vagazzling was a success
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