Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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