you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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