Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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