Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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