why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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