Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize