windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she looked like the before picture.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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