Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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