I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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