How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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