He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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