We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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