if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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