Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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