I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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