She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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