some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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