FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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