# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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