would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Its about making memories worth repressing
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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