i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
