He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize