But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
There r osticjed everywhere
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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