You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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