I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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