I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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