3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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