This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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