Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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