UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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