jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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