My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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I woke up under a house in Key West
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