oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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