Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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