Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
