butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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