I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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