That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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