I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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