we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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