C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
